Kill Sweety

No more annoying ringtones! Just Kill Sweety!: (note: as of 16.3.05, it seems to be dead)

Some literature....

Charlotte Roche and Heinz Strunk are performing a dramatic reading: Penisinjuries caused by masturbation with vacuum cleaners! Which actually was a PhD-Thesis of Dr. med T. M. Alschibaja, and yes, I checked that at the TU-Muenchen-Library, you can get the details here. You can read a german critique of that performance at the Westdeutsche Zeitung and you can buy tickets for the event in Erlangen.

l33t: A parent's primer to computer slang

Microsoft proudly presents: A parent's primer to computer slang, a.k.a. leet-speak :-). Enjoy.

I saw the movie which could cry very much

Nice t-shirt found on engrish.com:

Phd-Comic, 13. Feb. 2005:

I'm already hungry.

Consequences

As we are right now in a critical phase of our project, it is essential that everybody in this project is contacting me before doing something in the test area. If this will not happen in the future, I will have to think about consequences.

I'm scared.

Great John

So you have a way too large bottom? http://greatjohn.com/

The size of the average person has increased dramatically over the last century. Most toilets made today are manufactured from designs dating back to the early 1900´s. In the past, the pleadings of big and tall people went unanswered. For this reason GJTC engineers, medical doctors and artists took to the task of creating a NEW GENERATION of products satisfying the needs of today’s customers. Our goal was to create the most comfortable and safe toilet for Large-Size people in the market. The other challenge was to make a toilet that could also be used by any size person. The final result was the creation of a "SIZE FRIENDLY TOILET".

Amazing.